Så blir du hetast på utestället

På ett uteställe är du endast en person utav många. Det kan därför vara svårt att stå ut från mängden och väcka folks uppmärksamhet. Som den introvert jag är skulle jag aldrig tro att jag skulle bli hetast på utestället jag var på i lördags, men det blev jag. Helt utan intention till att bli det blev jag raggad på, lyckades få fem olika personer att äta på en morot jag hade med mig och satte dessutom under kvällen eld på mig själv.
Genom att klä ut mig till Sven från Frozen  blev jag hetast på utestället

På sittning som renen Sven

Jag är inte den som festar eller går på sittningar. Som jag har berättat innan fördrar jag lugna spelkvällar med kompisar och hellre med en kopp te än en flaska öl i handen. Ibland händer det dock att jag blir sugen på att festa jag med, så i lördags gick jag på en sittning med sagotema. Mina kompisar och jag klädde ut oss till Frozen, där jag var renen Sven. Med ett par hemmagjorda horn i kartong och en morotshalsband kring halsen begav jag mig därför mot sittningen.

Sittningens mittpunkt med brinnande horn

Väl på sittningen blev vi utplacerade kring tre långbord. På borden stod det ljusstakar med tända ljus. Eftersom jag känner mig själv nämnde jag för de andra att det bara var en tidsfråga innan jag skulle sätta eld på mina horn. Sittningen fortsatte med sång och mat som avlöste varandra. Efter ett tag blev det dags att skriva berättelser på ett papper som man sedan skulle skicka vidare till nästa person. Jag tog därför min penna, lutade mig fram över bordet och började skriva. Mitt i mitt skrivande började dock folk skrika till. Vad hade hänt? Jo, jag hade så klart satt eld på mina horn. Precis som jag sa att jag skulle. Helt ovetandes och utan ansträngningen hade jag därför blivit sittningens, bokstavligt talat, hetaste mittpunkt dit allas blickar riktades. Det hela slutade med att de runt omkring mig släkte mina horn och alla började applådera.

Hetast på utestället med horn och morotshalsband

Efter själva sittningen, och en mindre mellanfest, var det dags att bege sig till utestället. Vid garderoben var jag otroligt nära på att lämna in mina horn. Jag var rädd för att jag inte skulle stöta i folk hela tiden med dem på dansgolvet, men både mina vänner och de som jobbade på utestället bad mig att ha på mig mina horn, och tur var väl det. Mina horn och jag blev populärast på dansgolvet. Alla tittade på mig, och jag har aldrig pratat med så mycket folk på ett uteställe som då. Min kompis sa att det var tre tjejgäng som kom och raggade på mig och att ännu fler tittade åt mitt håll. Något som jag helt missade då jag är inkapabel till att förstå när folk raggar på mig. Det var även tre personer, fyra tjejer och en kille, som åt utav mitt morotshalsband. Med andra ord var jag helt klart hetast på utestället.

Så blir du hetast på utestället

Så hur blir du då hetast på utestället? Jo, du klär ut dig till något som sticker ut men som fortfarande ser snyggt ut. Sedan ser du till att din utklädnad fattar eld så att du väcker uppmärksamhet. Avsluta med att dansa loss på dansgolvet utan att försöka väcka uppmärksamhet. Med erfarenhet kan jag intyga att detta är ett framgångsrecept. Om du dessutom är singel kommer du definitivt få med dig någon hem, för vem skulle inte vilja följa med hem till den som är hetast på utestället?

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